The Cruise!
An elderly couple was on a cruise and it was really stormy.They were standing...
Monica Counters Clinton
AP – Monica Lewinsky, in a statement released today, countered President Clinton’s firm denial:”I...
Computer lyrics to Beatle Songs
YESTERDAY—————Yesterday,All those backups seemed a waste of pay.Now my database has gone away.Oh I...
Unmarried In BMW
Q: What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW?A: Divorcee.
Wear A Condom
Q: Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom?A: So she can...
Sex Is A Killer
A guy went to his doctor full of anger. “Doc,” he said, “I feel...
BMW thinks of everything
On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol...
The first reindeer seen in a bar
|One evening, in a busy lounge in the deep south, a reindeer walked in...
Yo mama\’s so poor
Yo mama’s so poor she wears her McDonald’s uniform to churchYo mama’s so poor,...
On the right track?
A brunette was walking on the railroad tracks saying, “21…21….21….” when a blonde jumped...