Lord, what’s a man?
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God.”Lord, I have...
Bill Gates can choose his punishment
|Bill Gates suddenly dies and finds himself face to face with God. God stood...
Why did the Navy switch to liquid soap?
Q: Why did the Navy switch to liquid soap?A: It’s harder to pick up.
A couple of geezers were sitting…
A couple of geezers were sitting on a bench outside the nursing home, havinga...
Work Better Than Sex
Why are some women beginning to like work better than sex?More perks, and the...
To stop her 4-year old daughter from biting her nails…
To stop her 4-year old daughter from biting her nails, her mother tells her...
Clinton Bumper Stickers
Here are some “actual” bumper stickers reportedly seen on cars around the DC area:HONK!...
A blonde and a brunette were talking one day…
A blonde and a brunette were talking one day. The brunette saidthat her boyfriend...
Work for an operator
|The following are real conversations Directory Enquiries operators had with callers, as revealed in...
If Timex made toasters…
If Timex made toasters…They would be cheap and small quartz-crystal wrist toastersthat take a...