This one New Yorker married himself a southern gal…
This one New Yorker married himself a southern gal and brought her to the...
Changing Schools.
A ten year-old Jewish boy was failing math. His parents tried everything from tutors...
Reasoning Test
Three elderly ladies were at the doctor for a cognitive reasoning test.The doctor says...
Alternatives to Win95
Microsoft’s ad slogan for Windows 95 was “Where do you want to go today?”Now...
A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach…
A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach contemplating how badlyscrewed she got...
Elephants VII
What do you do when an elephant comes through the window?Swim for it…
Alot Alike
Q: Why are tornadoes and marriage alike?A: They both start with a lot of...
Foolish Marriage
“And you tell me several men proposed marriage to you,” said the husband. “Yes,...
What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?
What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?A salad shooter.
A Scottish cop was asked how he’d break up a crowd…
A Scottish cop was asked how he’d break up a crowd.He answered, “I’d take...