Carpooling
For the second time in a row, I was forced to impose on the...
What do people do for fun on Halloween?
What do people do for fun on Halloween? They monsterbate
The CIA was recruiting for a top secret assignment…
The CIA was recruiting for a top secret assignment. They weredown to three recruits,...
One doc operated on a person for a hernia…
One doc operated on a person for a hernia. He opened his testis and...
What is sicker than sick?
What’s sicker than sick?masturbating with your grandma’s ashes under your foreskin….
Polish National Library
Q: What happened to the Polish National Library?A: Someone stole the book.
Two men are discussing their lives…
Two men are discussing their lives. One says, “I’m getting married.I’m tired of a...
Fly, baby, fly!
A police officer arrives at an accident scene whereapparently three blondes have leaped to...
Do You Know what Im doing?
A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist. The doctor took one look at...
Ghostly Giggle
Why is it hard for a ghost to tell a lie? Because you can...