Sex With A Martian
One day, a space ship landed in a farmer’s field and a Martian man...
Type what I tell you
|While trying to diagnose a problem over the phone I told the user to...
How do you drownd a blonde?
How do you drownd a blonde???You place a scratch and sniff sticker at the...
Mexican Funeral
Why are there only two paul-bearers at a Mexican funeral?There are only two handles...
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Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country. For...
The Snake
There where two snakes talking.The 1st one said ‘Sidney, are we the type of...
Things Not To Do At A Hostage Negotiation
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Watch what you say!
My wife invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to our...
A sudden change of mind
|My Dearest Susan,Sweetie of my heart. I’ve been so desolate ever since I broke...
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Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing...