Signs You Hired The Wrong Kid To Mow Your Lawn
He shows up with a pair of nail clippers and a Ziploc bag. On...
Wedding Questions and Answers
Is it all right to bring a date to the wedding? Not if you...
Mariah Carey’s quote
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Honda, Honda!
A businessman was in Japan to make a presentation to the Toyota motor people....
Wear your collar backwards
Johnny is walking along and a priest is coming the other way. Johnny says,...
Creative Ways To Say Someone Is Stupid
A few crumbs short of a crouton. A few clowns short of a circus....
Why Orgasms?
Q: Why do blondes have orgasms?A: So they know when to stop having sex!
A bus station is where a bus stops…
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where atrain...
Aliens At a Gas Pump
Two Aliens land in Detroit, next to a Gas station. The Aliens waddle out...
The three wise men are out for a stroll when…
The three wise men are out for a stroll when they come across a...