If K-Tel sold toasters…
If K-Tel sold toasters…They would not be available in stores, andyou would get a...
The Top Bad Excuses For Speeding
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From one of Tom Clancy books…
From one of Tom Clancy’s books:Commanding officer: “Alright! How about an attitude check???” Crew...
An academic problem
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Supermarket Cart
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a supermarket cart?A: The supermarket cart...
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The doctor took Dan into the room and said, “Dan, I have some good...
Managed Friendship Plan
Managed Friendship PlanWelcome to Managed Friendship, a whole new way of thinking about friends...
A priest and a lawyer are walking down…
A priest and a lawyer are walking down the street and seea small boy...
Colombian computer joke
Why did a group of Columbians run away from a computer lab.Because the computer...
A parent’s night before Christmas
|’Twas the night before Christmas when all through the houseI searched for the tools...