The young lady admired the watch in the store window…
The young lady admired the watch in the store window every time she walked...
Throw Up!
Knock Knock.Who’s there?StanStan who?Stan back or I’ll be sick on your shoe!!!!
Stupid Insults 28/31
Spent a decade on the leading edge of drug experimentation. Still boots to DOS....
Best Part
Did you hear that they are going to stop circumcising men?They discovered they were...
Got a second?
God, I was wondering…how long is a million years to you?”God answered, “Son, a...
Space photography
|The New York Times, among other papers, recently published a new Hubble Space Telescope...
Ten Standing Ear To Ear
Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?A: A wind tunnel.
I flattened your cat
|Seems a guy was driving for hours thu desolate country when he passed a...
Top Ten Most Violent Upcoming Movies
10. “Erin Brockovich Gets Her Face Chewed Off by Rats” 9. “Mary Poppins A...
Stupid Insults 27/31
Slow out of the gate. Smarter than the average bear. Smoke doesn’t make it...