Blonde and Toothbrush
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a toothbrush?A: You don’t let your...
At the spawn shop!
|Where do you get frogs eggs?At the spawn shop!
Redneck Doctor
How can you determine that a death certificate was filled by a redneck doctor?He...
Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the…
Q: Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the edge of mountains?A:...
What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?
Here’s a lame one….What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?Chocolate-chip cookie DOH!
Murphy’s nartial laws
|Murphy’s Laws of Martial Arts Ten scientific principles that apply to the study of...
Two men are discussing their lives…
Two men are discussing their lives. One says, “I’m getting married.I’m tired of a...
Mega moron awards
|MEGA MORON AWARDS Tennessee: A man successfully broke into a bank after hours and...
Daddy is going to war
|The 1982 Israeli invasion of Lebanon resulted in many dogfights between Syrian and Israeli...
Sho Is a Wonder
One day Rastus and Liza Jane were sitting at the bus stop when Rastus...