On his Deathbed!
Father Murphy was ministering to a man on his deathbed.”Renounce Satan!” yelled Father Sullivan.”No!,”...
Giving very odd excuses
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A Long Chocolate Fallus Story
My penis made me locally famous. I didn’t find out about it until I...
Application rejections
|Baxter ConnersVice PresidentCompany 203203 Wall St.New York, NY 10015Dear Mr. Conners,Thank you for your...
Headache Cure
John went to Dr. Smith because of intense migraine headaches.The doctor tried many things,...
Retractions by the NY Times in 1998
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?
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Yo mama so fat, when.. ran away
Yo mama’s so fat, when she ran away, they had to use all four...
Men Have Two Faults
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Connecticut Crazy Law
You can be stopped by the police for biking over 65 miles per hour....