How do you know you’re leading a sad life?
How do you know you’re leading a sad life?When a nymphomaniac tells you, “Let’s...
What did Clinton say when accused of copying his homework from his girlfriend at Oxford?
What did Clinton say when accused of copying his homework from hisgirlfriend at Oxford?I...
I can hear clearly now…
Dave: I got this great new hearing aid the other day.Mary: Are you wearing...
Dad, can you write in the dark?
SILVIA: Dad, can you write in the dark?FATHER: I think so. What do you...
Blonde Shoots Herself
A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip of...
What kind of a woman
“Would you sleep with me for ten thousand dollars?” asked John”Yes, I will.” Paula...
There was a blonde and a brunette in a car…
There was a blonde and a brunette in a car. The brunette hears a...
In San Francisco
Q: Why don’t blondes in San Francisco wear short black mini skirts?A: Cause their...
Ultra dumb
|A man walked in to a Topeka, Kansas Kwik Shop, and asked for all...
The Italian
One day I go to Toronto and stay in a bigga hotel.I go down...