The Hollywood/English Dictionary
VERBS:to schmooze = befriend scumto pitch = grovel shamelesslyto brainstorm = feign preparednessto research...
You Know You’re Getting Older When
You Know You’re Getting Older When…Everything hurts and what doesn’t hurt, doesn’t work.The gleam...
A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night…
A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night and rolls over and...
Cosmetic Surgery
A woman named Shirley was from Beverly Hills. One day, she had a heart...
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|Traffic was backed up for miles, the police were going car to car. When...
Your Funeral
There were three men sitting on a bench. Man1 asked the other two: “What...
Did Santa Give You That Present?
|On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and...
The priest was preparing a man…
The priest was preparing a man for his long day’s journey into night.Whispering firmly,...
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|Two cowboys come upon an Indian lying on his stomach with his ear to...
Baby
Yesterday my daughter and I drove to the babysitters house to pick up my...