How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Q. How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A. Two. But...
How do Catholics separate the men from the boys?
Q: How do Catholics separate the men from the boys?A: With a crowbar.
Bank Teller
Bank Teller A middle aged man walks into the bank and says to the...
The talking banana
Q: What did the banana say to the vibrator??A: Why the hell are you...
Big Chief, No Fart!
There is an old Indian Tribe in the Amazon and their chief is getting...
Who keeps saying those things?
|A man walked in to a bar after a long day at work. As...
Longest word
What’s the longest word? Smiles! Why? Because it has a mile in it!
I have got trouble with the wife again…
I’ve got trouble with the wife again – she came into the bar looking...
Polak Catches Wife In Affair
This Polak came home one day from work, hung up his coat, took off...
Who’s got a bigger crotch?
There were three women sitting in a bar and they were discussinghow much their...