play bingo
|What do rodents say when they play bingo?’Eyes down for a full mouse’!
In an elevator!
A small guy goes into an elevator, looks up and notices a huge dude...
Digital clock
Q: What did the digital clock say to his mother? A: Look ma no...
One day a little boy over heard his parents…
One day a little boy over heard his parents in the bedrooom arguing,”You bitch,...
Dog Property Laws
1. If I like it, it’s mine.2. If its in my mouth, it’s mine.3....
In the Sex Ed class the teacher says…
In the Sex Ed class the teacher says, “All right, class, I want you...
Insult Collection #8
For two cents, I`d give you a piece of my mind — and all...
chameleon’s motto
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The Blind Sky Diver
A blind man was describing his favorite sport – parachuting.When asked how this was...
There are thousands of sex phone lines for men…
There are thousands of sex phone lines for men but only a few for...