Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu…
Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu. My fiancee’ called...
A mosque-ito!
|What is the most religious insect?A mosque-ito!
Grape and Elephant
Q: What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?A: None....
Six people were on a plane…
Six people were on a plane. A doctor, a lawyer a priest and 3...
A stuttering problem
A man visits the doctor’s because he has a severe stuttering problem.After a thorough...
The pre-birth class
|When our second child was on the way, my wife and I attended a...
This guy goes to sperm bank to give a sample…
This guy goes to sperm bank to give a sample. So the girl At...
Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?
Q: Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?A: He sold his soul to Santa.
A snail with a housing problem!
|What is the definition of a slug?A snail with a housing problem!
i got a referal
I never do anything that i would get a referl in school for. So...