Blonde Shoots Herself
A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip of...
Twas the night before Christmas At The White House
Twas the night before Christmas and throughout the White House,Al Gore was eyeing Hillary,...
Don\’t Pee In the Pool
The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the...
What is the definition of a virgin?
What’s the definition of a virgin?an ugly third grader
My twenty cents
Tom : I found twenty cents on the sidewalk.Jim : That’s mine. I dropped...
Money from Minsk
The madam opened the brothel door to see an elderly Jewish man. His clothes...
Never Forget
There are three things a man over 40 should never forget:Never pass up the...
New Barbie Doll
Have You heard about the new Divorce Barbie Doll?It comes with all of Ken’s...
Miscellaneous terms
|Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s.Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What a...
Dead Wife?
How can you tell if your wife is dead? Sex is the same but...