Strange headline news
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and…
The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and gets pissed off.She goes bitching to Little...
Father
Late one night a car was swerving all over the road. A police officer...
The FBI finally came back with the DNA results…
The FBI finally came back with the DNA results.Clinton was a perfect match.So was...
Constipated Polak
A Polak was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositiories. A week later...
Men say the smartest things when…
Men say the smartest things when they start the sentence with “A woman once...
Call A Smart Blonde
Q: What do you call a smart blond?A: A golden retriever!
Insult Collection #14
I’ve hated your looks from the stare they gave me. Don’t you need a...
Early retirement
The pentagon recently found it had too many generals and offered an early retirement...
The mime!
I put a blank cassette tape in my tape stereo last night and turnedthe...