Almost Love
A 70-year-old man has never been married. One day, he meets a beautiful 17-year-old...
Schingwers
Q: Why are Bill Clinton, Monica Lewinksy, and O.J. Simpson such bad golfers.A: Monica...
White House
Why is the White House called the White House?Answer: Sperm ain’t purple!
Operating systems as beers
|DOS Beer — Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you...
An Eagle is circling at about 5,000 ft…
An Eagle is circling at about 5,000 ft. when he spies a field mouse...
Liberal Episcopalians
Q: Hey… Did you here about the new Episcopal Church that justopened up?A: They...
What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand?
What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand? – Quattro Sink-o
Truly stupid people 01
A man buys a brand new Grand Cherokee for $30,000+, and has $400.00+ in...
A young teenager comes home from school…
A young teenager comes home from school and asks her mother, “Is it true...
Lion Tamer
wo unemployed guys are talking. One says, “I’m going to become a lion tamer.”...