How can you tell?
“Old Jethro’s next door’s a-makin’ moonshine again.” the wife told her husband.”How can you...
Almost Perfect Life
An old man is sitting on a park bench crying his eyes out. A...
spitting in the vase
|”Hey Patrick, do I hear you spitting in the vase on the mantelpiece ?”...
The results of the X-ray
|Patient: Doctor, what does the X-ray of my head show?Doctor: Absolutely nothing!
Describe professions
|What does your profession say about you?1. MARKETING – You are ambitious yet stupid....
Men and Spray Paint Alike
Why are men and spray paint alike?One squeeze and they’re all over you.
If Dear Abby Was A Man…
If Dear Abby Was A Man…Q: My fiance still has feelings for his old...
Late one night, little Johnny woke up to the some loud noises…
Late one night, little Johnny woke up to the some loud noisescoming from his...
We need to help these people
|A doctor and a nurse were called to the scene of an accident.Doctor: We...
Upmanship
An Australian, a Frenchman and an Italian are talking about married life.Italian: When I...