Bottom Start
Dad: The only way to acquire a new skill is to start at the...
Accidents
Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur...
A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked…
A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked into a bar...
Microsoft renames itself
|NewsflashMicrosoft today announced that it will be changing its name to “Moft” — which...
You Know You’re Too Stressed If…
You can achieve a “Runner’s High” by sitting up. The Sun is too loud....
Please describe him
|A cop was interrogating a very intoxicated Irishman, who was also severly bleeding.The officer...
Hellen Keller
Why does Hellen Keller use one hand to masturbate?Because she uses the other to...
Wrong floor
Two accountants were discussing a colleague’s interest in one of the firm’s new secretaries....
Words From Famous Women
Words From Famous Women … “I’m not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes...
Standing in Line
This long line of people are queueing up to get served in a shop....