Alcohol as a substitute for a woman
A guy says, “I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute...
Burning Sensation
A guy goes to the doctor with a mysterious pain and tells the doctor,”Doctor,...
Mohammed and Douglas Adams
Q: What do Mohammed and Douglas Adams have in common?A: A deep, abiding respect...
A duck
What does a duck like to eat? A quacker!
The Three Moles
There was a mamma mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole. They lived...
The puzzle.
One morning this blonde calls her friend and says “Please come over and help...
A young boy on his way home from school must pass by a group…
A young boy on his way home from school must pass by a group...
Blondes and Sex
What does a nymphomaniac say after she’s had sex? Do all you guys play...
What happens when a Jew with an erection walks into a wall?
Q: What happens when a Jew with an erection walks into a wall?A: He...
I’m at the wrong bank
|Letterman’s Top Ten Signs You’re Doing Business With The Wrong Bank10. When you make...