Women’s secrets
At a dinner party, several of the guests were arguing whether men or women...
Simple Chinese
Dung On MAI Shu————I stepped in excrementAi Wan Tu Bang Yu———Let’s sleep togetherAi Bang...
Clever Doggie
A butcher is working, and really busy. He notices a dog in his shop...
Confucious say: Man who go to bed…….
Confucious say:Man who go to bed with itchy ass, wake up with smelly finger.
OXYMORONS
OXYMORONS…Act naturally Found missingResident alienAdvanced BASIC Genuine imitationSafe sexAirline food Good grief Same differenceAlmost...
Why is a joke like pussy?
Why is a joke like pussy?Neither’s any good if you don’t get it.
Why do blondes like lightning?
Why do blondes like lightning? They think someone is taking their picture.
A strange jigsaw puzzle
Paddy gets a phone call from Murphy. “Paddy,” says Murphy, “I’ve got a problem.”"What’s...
What sits at the bottom of the bed and constantly takes the piss???
What sits at the bottom of the bed and constantly takes the piss???A kidney...
Piloting your plane
|An F-111 was flying escort with a B-52 and generally making a nuisance of...