One day there was an indian chief who was constipated…
One day there was an indian chief who was constipated. he sent one of...
Steven Wright on dogs
|The other day, I was walking my dog around my building…on the ledge. Some...
Sweet Revenge
A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He lost the...
Things never to say to a cop
1. I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)...
Plumbing
A pipe burst in a doctor’s house. He called a plumber. The plumber arrived,...
Tim Shandy stepped into the Warm Spoon, a popular Galway tavern…
Tim Shandy stepped into the Warm Spoon, a popular Galway tavern.To Mike Callahan, the...
A furrier from the US goes to Helsinki…
A furrier from the US goes to Helsinki to buy furs.He arranges for a...
Drinking Buddies
Two men are sitting next to each other in an Irish-style pub in New...
This is horny!
This girl I know told me she was so horny her own tongue’s starting...
What is a Headache
After a few days, the Lord called to Adam and said, “It is time...