Wrong Finger
I saw my old girlfriend the other day and she had her wedding ring...
Answering machine
|Hello, this is probably 438-9012, yes, the house of the famous statistician. I’m probably...
Morris was passing a small courtyard and heard voices…
Morris was passing a small courtyard and heard voices murmuring.He went in and saw...
Punishment for Gates
Satan greets him: “Welcome Mr. Gates, we’ve been waiting for you. This will be...
An organization that makes men fear marriage
|The British had an organization that Americans are now considering adopting.It seems that in...
A Few Ways to know if you are a Redneck
If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say “Coolwip”...
How do you change a blondes mind?
How do you change a blonde’s mind? Blow in her ear.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?lick-a-lot-a-pusSent by rob
Difficult shot
Bob stood over his tee short on the 18th hole for what seemed like...
Watch what you say!
My wife invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to our...