Top 10 rejection lines by women!
TOP 10 REJECTION LINES GIVEN BY WOMEN (and what they actually mean)10. I think...
Travel to Heaven
|This 85 year old couple, having been married almost 60 years, had died in...
Military Wisdom!
1. If the enemy is in range, so are you.2. Incoming fire has the...
So Fat…
Your Momma’s so fat, the National Weather service had to label her body parts!
Blonde with Big Tummy
Trish: My tummy is getting awfully big, doctor. Doctor: You should diet. Trish: Really?...
How do you know when a redneck isn’t wearing any underwear?
How do you know when a redneck isn’t wearing any underwear?There’s dandruff on his/her...
Med Examination
A woman comes to a gynecologist for a checkup. She seems to be very...
10 Rejected Sat. Morning Cartoons
“Billy, the Homicidal Smurf.” “Scooby and Shaggy Go To The Retirement Home.” “Archie, the...
Man’s Worst Nightmare
What’s a man’s worst nightmare?1) The Super Bowl is pre-empted by a soap opera....
Lion Tamer
wo unemployed guys are talking. One says, “I’m going to become a lion tamer.”...