Shoulder Pads
Q: Why do blondes wear shoulder pads? A: (With a rocking of the head...
Presidential Promise
The president was trying to keep his presidential promise by puttingmore women on his...
A missing person
|Recently, a distraught wife went to the local police station, along with her next-door...
half of everything
Three guys are walking in an abandoned warehouse. They find a genie bottle. They...
My wife is pregnant
|A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...
Washing the Dog
A young boy, about seven years old, was at the corner grocery picking out...
Witch
What do you call a witch at the beach? I don’t know? A sand-witch!
An old italian couple is walking around in the mall…
An old italian couple is walking around in the mall. Aftera while they get...
A love for material goods
|A lawyer was driving his big BMW down the highway, singing to himself, “I...
The dog and the butcher
A dog ran into a butcher shop and grabbed a roast off the counter.Fortunately,...