yo mamas so stupid…gumball
Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited...
To Be a Dog
An eminent teacher and thinker once expressed his philosophy of life:”When it all boils...
A very depressed man
|There’s a man sitting at a bar just looking at his drink. He stays...
The Blonde Kidnapper
Once upon a time when a Blonde was hard up for money, she decided...
Peroxides and Black Men
Q: What do peroxide blondes and black men have in common?A: They both have...
Signs Your Car Might Be A Lemon
Motor Trend never mentioned a “Chevrolet Caca.” Manufactured in Zchkynk, Crzyktjkystan. Passenger-side “airbag” is...
Why is a joke like pussy?
Why is a joke like pussy?Neither’s any good if you don’t get it.
The Suicide
There was a blonde and a brunette watching the 10:00 news. A news reporter...
The last laugh!
Several years ago, after having Japanese executives from the automotive industry tour a Ford...
20 Things a Guy Learned From Action Movies
1. No matter what my problem is, it’s the fault of someone other than...