Two British faggots were standing on Circular Quay…
Two British faggots were standing on Circular Quay looking out over the harbour. One...
Light bulb
How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?a: What’s a...
Pig Under Her Arm
Q: A blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her arm....
Hamburger Helper
Yo mama’s so stupid she thought hamburger helper came with another person.
Telemarketers go away
|How to Make a Telemarketer Go Away1. If they want to loan you money,...
Laughing gas in balloons
|At a friend’s wedding, the bridal party filled their car with balloons–all filled with...
I’ll Come Home When…
A guy was walking around the office Christmas party belting down drink after drink....
A guy meets a girl out at a nightclub and she invites him back…
A guy meets a girl out at a nightclub and she invites him back...
A love for material goods
|A lawyer was driving his big BMW down the highway, singing to himself, “I...
A man’s translations
|These translations are for all of you wonderful women out there, so that you...