Spiders!
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At a distressed city
|he following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
The Night Before Christmas
Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat.The kids were both gone,...
Sheakespeare
Blonde #1: Have you ever read Shakespeare?”Blonde #2: No, who wrote it?”
Be Politically Correct With Men
He does not have a FAT BEER GUT – He has developed a LIQUID...
So Fat…
Your Momma’s so fat, the National Weather service had to label her body parts!
Just before takeoff one day, a flight attendant…
Just before takeoff one day, a flight attendant approached Muhammad Ali and asked that...
Real opcodes
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What did Jesus do when he got to the Holiday Inn?
Q: What did Jesus do when he got to the Holiday Inn?A: He threw...
What do you call a nun riding piggyback on the…
What do you call a nun riding piggyback on the hunchback of Notre Dame?Virgin...