Yo mamma so fat… elevater
Yo mamma is so fat, she went in the elevator, and when she pressed...
Stockmarket
You might be a redneck if… You think the stock market has a fence...
Hilarious Humor
|”And how’s yer wife, Pat?” “Sure, she do be awful sick.” “Is ut dangerous...
Earthquake at a bank
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
What do pub landlords say in Kosovo at chucking out time?
Q. What do pub landlords say in Kosovo at chucking out time?A. “Come on...
Out of food supplies
|With four daughters and one son always dashing to school activities and part-time jobs,...
Choo-Choo!
Why are Blondes like railroad tracks?Because they are famous for getting laid all over...
How do you give a cowboy a hard-on?
How do you give a cowboy a hard-on?Moooo-ooo-ooo
Let’s take a trip to Disney
|Two blondes had driven across the country to see Disney World in Florida.As they...
Wittle Wabbit
A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little...