Growing ripe tomatoes!
Once there was a beautiful woman who loved to work in her vegetable garden,...
Chinese and Spielberg
A Chinese man walks into a bar in America late one night and he...
One night, an 87-year-old woman…
One night, an 87-year-old woman came home from Bingo to find her husband in...
Politically Correct Terms
New Official Politically Correct Terms for the 90′sOLD—————NEWconservative–reactionarythe establishment–white power elitehearing person–temporarily aurally abledsighted...
The man approached the very beautiful woman…
The man approached the very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and asked, “You...
What you do best!
This suave-looking Redneck, (ok, just pretend there is one) walks into a bar and...
A blonde decides to try horseback riding…
A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had nolessons or...
Best Part
Did you hear that they are going to stop circumcising men?They discovered they were...
Stupid Insults 1/31
$HOME = /dev/null. 3K RAM free, no EMS. A .22 caliber intellect in a...
Speaking of Sex
A gentleman is permitted to join a private club. The initiation consists of holding...