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Rotten Cherry
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The Big Scare
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Every precaution
I must take every precaution not to get pregnant,” said Edna to Priscilla. “But...
Stop credit card fraud
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Jesus is watching You
A robber was shinning his torch around at some objects. “Jesus is watching you,”...
How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb? (The long ladies version)
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