Canada America
|An American will say, “Hot day!” A Canadian will say, “Hot day, eh?” meaning...
Jewish Dog Does Tricks
A man walks into a shul with a dog. The shammas comes up to...
The dentist was called away from the dinner table to…
The dentist was called away from the dinner table to take an urgent phone...
Lawyer’s Dog
A lawyer’s dog, running about unleashed, b-lines for the local butcher shop and steals...
Polak and Mongoloid
Q: What do you get when you cross a 1-legged Polak with a Mongoloid?A:...
Which 3rd grader has the best body, the blonde, brunette or redhead?
Which 3rd grader has the best body, the blonde, brunette or redhead?The blonde –...
BMW thinks of everything
On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol...
Relationships
RELATIONSHIPS:First of all, a man does not call a relationship a relationship — he...
If you take an Oriental person and spin him…
If you take an Oriental person and spin himaround several times, does he become...
Saving the situation
After attending a party for his boss, the life of the party was nursing...