What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?
What’s the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irishfuneral?One less drunk.
Fair Punishment
Boy: Will you punish me for something I didn’t do?Teacher: Of course not!Boy: Good,...
GM vs Microsoft
At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with...
Nursery Rhyme
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite nursery rhyme?A: Hump me Dump me.
Brains
A man has a car wreck and they have to amputate his brain.So the...
Three Dogs
There were three dogs at the vet talking to each other when one says,”I...
Happens all the time
A guy starts talking to two women in a bar, they turnout to be...
Are there Jews in China?
Sid and Al were sitting in a Chinese restaurant. “Sid,” asked Al, “are there...
What do you get when a blond stands on here head?
Q: What do you get when a blond stands on here head?A: A smelly...
Elevator Magic
A hillbilly family took a vacation to New York City. One day, the father...