I\’m George Washington
A man who thinks he’s George Washington has been seeing a psychiatrist. He finishes...
Perfectly healthy
“Doctor,” the embarrassed man said, “I have a sexual problem. I can’t getit up...
What would you do if you had a condum with a hole…
What would you do if you had a condum with a holein it in...
Stopped Using the Pill
Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill?A: Because it kept falling out.
Your hair smells nice
A man walks up to a woman in his office and tells her that...
Why are women like snow flakes?
Why are women like snow flakes?? They are all beautiful. They are all different....
Cannibal Food
Two cannibals meet one day. The first cannibal says, “You know, I just can’t...
GOD’s Kids.
Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought...
A precise location
Attorney to witness: “And where was the location of the accident?”Witness: “Approximately milepost 499.”Attorney:...
Why David Killed Goliath
Do you know why David killed Goliath and then decapitated him? He wanted to...