A Shaggy Bear Story
Two guys were walking in the woods one day, and they all of a...
Got Any Grapes?
A ducks walks into a bar and asks, “Got any grapes?” The bartender, confused,...
The most evil thing
“Cash, check or charge?” I asked after folding items the woman wished topurchase. As...
Two guys who wanted to pick up women.
Vito and VladimirThere were two guys who wanted to pick up women on a...
Mens Endowments
God created Adam and informed him that he had given him a brain and...
What’s O. J. Simpson’s Internet address?
Q. What’s O. J. Simpson’s Internet address? A. Slash, slash, backslash, slash, slash, escape.
The chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?To get to the other slide!
The wall clock
One day a wife complained, “This wall clock almost killed my mother today.It fell...
I deserve to be married
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A dirty kid!
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