Making Ends Meet
“We have a terrible time making ends meet on Bob’s income.” his wife told...
When I was Young
When I was young I used to pray for a bicycle. Then I realized...
Real software engineers eat quiche.
|Real software engineers eat quiche. Real software engineers don’t read dumps. They never generate...
Lawyer at the Pearly Gates.
A prominent young attorney was on his way to court to begin arguments on...
A good idea
Having passed the enlistment physical, Jon was asked bythe doctor, “Why do you want...
The Ten Commandments for C Programmers
|1. Thou shalt run lint frequently and study its pronouncements with care, for verily...
Mixed Emotions
Q. What’s the definition of mixed emotions?A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off...
Revenge of the blondes
Q: Why are so many blonde jokes one-liners? A: So brunettes can remember them.Q:...
The difference
The boy asks his dad:”What’s the difference between a ‘cunt’ and a ‘pussy’?”The dad...
Mistakes
Why did God create men first? Because we learn from mistakes.