Signs and notices 03
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. At a Santa...
What is a yankee?
What is a yankee? A quickie, but you do it yourself.
Ballroom please!
This guy’s in the rear of a full elevator and he shouts, “Ballroomplease.” A...
Bank customer service
|”I’m not saying that the customer service in my bank is bad, but when...
It’s been nice gnawing you!
|What did the woodworm say to the chair?It’s been nice gnawing you!
Smoking Dragon….
Q: What’s the difference between the dinosaur and a dragon…?A: Dinosaurs are too young...
Solving a dispute
|Two little squirrels were walking along in the forest. The first one spied a...
Giuseppi walks into work, and he says…
Giuseppi walks into work, and he says, “Ey, Tony! You know who’s-a George Washington?”Tony...
A young boy came home from school and told his mother…
A young boy came home from school and told his mother, “I had a...
Last Wish
Lying in the hospital bed, the dying man began to flail about and make...