How are husbands like lawn mowers?
How are husbands like lawn mowers?They’re hard to get started, they emit noxious odors,...
Yo mama is so tall
Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on...
God and the Computer
God and the ComputerIn the beginning there was the computer. And God typed: %>Let...
These chickens want books
|A pair of chickens walk up to the circulation desk at a public library...
Wheel of disfortune
Your momma so stupid that when she goes on wheel of fortune she buysa...
Marriage quotes 14
|Married life is full of excitement and frustration:* In the first year of marriage,...
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OLD NEVER DIES 8
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What’s the one thing you can do to a Jewish…
What’s the one thing you can do to a Jewish girl’s assholeto make her...
THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DOGS AND CATS
THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DOGS AND CATS A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live...