Real news headlines 02
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Stud Tires Out...
Name A Fawn…
Q: Name a fawn, a lawn and a yawn.A: Bambi, the White House grounds,...
The wall clock
One day a wife complained, “This wall clock almost killed my mother today.It fell...
Instrument flying guide for animal lovers
|Having detailed the concept of attitude control, there is another method which you may...
Vow of Silence
At a remote monastery deep in the woods, the monks followed a rigid vow...
You looked a lot like my wife
|A serious drunk walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at...
You might be from a small town if:
1. You can name everyone you graduated with2. You get a whiff of manure...
There was a husband and his wife sitting next to a drunk…
There was a husband and his wife sitting next to a drunk in a...
Scale A Fence
Q: Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?A: To see what was on...
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
What came first, the chicken or the egg? – I’d have to say it...