Paid By Medicaid
A Soviet emigre boy and girl come to a doctor’s office and say: “Doctor,...
One day Mongo is in his back yard digging a hole…
One day Mongo is in his back yard digging a hole. His neighbor, seeinghim...
Listening Passively
There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about...
Signs and notices 18
These are supposedly actual signs that have been found in and around parts of...
Toddler’s Creed
If I want it, it’s mine.If I give it to you and change my...
Ant and Elephant have romance
An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the...
The Blond and the Brunette.
There was a Blond and a Brunette on an airplane.All of a sudden the...
Real flight announcements
|Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the “in-flight safety lecture” and their...
Pick-Up Rebuttal Humor
1.) Man: “Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I was the receptionist at the...
More Attention
At the marriage counselor’s office, the woman complained, “What’s-his-name here says I don’t give...