If Thinking Machines ran Christmas…
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Santa\’s Entrance
If your child asks how Santa Claus gets into the house, just tell him...
A doctor, an engineer, and a politician…
A doctor, an engineer, and a politician werearguing as to which profession was older....
Ken: So Mr. President…
Ken: So Mr. President did you ever buy Lewinsky any giftsPrez: I don’t rightly...
Mice Krispies!
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Insult Collection #14
I’ve hated your looks from the stare they gave me. Don’t you need a...
Should I have a baby after 35?
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Vampire Bat
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and...
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Microsoft runs the I.R.S.
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