Bathroom control
One day Pablo and Paco are riding through the desert on their horses. As...
What do men and pantyhose have in common?
Q: What do men and pantyhose have in common?A: They either cling, run or...
Your spinning me a yarn here!
|What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain...
Bonkistry
Bonkistry Introductory Chemistry at Duke has been taught for about a zillion yearsby Professor...
Bad News, Good News, Great News
The day after a man lost his wife in a scuba diving accident, he...
Didja hear the news
|”Didja hear the news?” asked Keenan of his pal at the saloon. “Harrigan drank...
The class reunion!
A guy goes to his high school class reunion. Having not seen anyone in...
Conflict of Interest
Having lawyers create laws is like have doctors create diseases!
They sit eggsaminations!
|How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs?They sit eggsaminations!
They Eloped
First Convict: I heard the Warden’s daughter up and married a guy down on...