A duck walks into a general store…
A duck walks into a general store and asks the manager,”Gotany fresh fruit?”"No.”"Got any...
Wrong Answer!
A wife asks her husband, “Honey, if I died, would you remarry?”"After a considerable...
Sounds of the Wild
|A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter....
Lost Fingers
A man working at a lumberyard is pushing a tree through a saw when...
Yo mama is so poor
Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street,...
A milk bath
When the milkman found a note on one of his customer’sdoors asking for 16...
This man was having problems getting it up to have sex…
This man was having problems getting it up to have sex with his wife,...
For three years, the young attorney had been taking his…
For three years, the young attorney had been taking hisbrief vacations at this country...
An Arab diplomat visiting the US for the first time…
An Arab diplomat visiting the US for the first time wasbeing wined and dined...
Little Johnny Proposes
Johnny (age 8) comes into the house for dinner after playing outside all afternoon....