Some very common traits in two drunks
|A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks...
Go to the hospital
|Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room, while their wives were...
Greenhorn In Alaska
A greenhorn visiting Alaska was talking to two old sourdoughs. They informed him he...
Bras
Dad, can I ask you something?Sure! What about?You see, I’m already fourteen and…I think...
Make Him Happy
The night before her wedding, the bride-to-be talked with her mother. “Mom,” she said,...
Signs and notices 05
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Outside a country...
Baseball in Heaven?
|Two buddies Bob and Earl were two of the biggest baseball fans in America.Their...
Dinosaurs
Whats a lesbian dinosaur? A lickalotofpuss !Whats a gay dinosaur? A lickdicknopuss !
My Rules
Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down...
How to break the nose of a blonde.
Q: How do you break the nose on a blonde?A: You put a dildo...