Followed
“I’m fed up with your jealousy,” the furious wife told her husband.”Do you think...
Landing at a hidden military base
|You’ve all heard of the Air Force’s ultra-high-security, super-secret base in Nevada, known simply...
If Microsoft made toasters…
If Microsoft made toasters…Every time you bought a loaf of bread, you would have...
The Slow Racehorse
The racehorse owner was annoyed with the running of his horse at the race....
Husband 1.0
|Last year a friend of mine upgraded from BoyFriend 1.0 to Husband 1.0 and...
Worries about mad cow disease
|There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.The first cow...
CROSSING THE STREET
TWO TAMPONS WERE CROSSING THE STREET. THEY SEE A FRIEND. WHICH ONE WAVES?NEITHER, THEY...
Panic
Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! Little Tommy’s swallowed the can-opener!Doctor: Don’t panic. He’ll be...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard IV
Voice Mail. Never answer your phone if you have voicemail. People don’t call you...
FBI Agent for Hire
3 men where at the FBI Building for a job interview.The first man walked...