Today is my daughter’s 18th birthday…
I’m so glad that this is my last child support payment. Month after month,...
Good boys
Mum caught little Johnny jerking his meat off one day.She told him – “Johnny...
Zactly
Everywhere this lady went, nobody wanted to talk to her, no one ever asked...
During training exercises, the lieutenant driving down…
During training exercises, the lieutenant driving down a muddyback road encountered another car stuck...
Mayonaise
Q: What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator? A: Shut the door, I’m...
Elephant jokes 03
|What’ s grey, has four legs and jumps up and down?An elephant on a...
Brunette’s Mating Call
Q: What’s a brunette’s mating call?A: Has that blonde gone yet?A2: When is that...
Did you hear that all the toilets at the police station were stolen?
Did you hear that all the toilets at the police station were stolen? Yeah…the...
Miami mice!
|What squeaks as it solves crimes?Miami mice!
Knock Knock Wannup
Knock Knock Who’s there? I wannup I wannup who? You do! I didn’t need...