Two very successful psychoanalysts occupied offices…
Two very successful psychoanalysts occupied offices in the same building. One was 40 years...
Consultation fees
|A lawyer’s dog, running around town unleashed, heads for a butcher shop and steals...
Nudist jokes!
Q. Who is the most popular man in a nudist colony? A. The one...
What’s the similarity between Bill Clinton and a carpenter?
What’s the similarity between Bill Clinton and a carpenter?One screw in the wrong place...
Light bulb lawyers
|Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?A0: Three; one...
What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?
Q: What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?A: Straight through the rib cage.
Giving sad news to a troop
|The Captain called the Sergeant in. “Sarge, I just got a telegram that Private...
What’s the differenc between a blond and a mosquito?
Q: What’s the differenc between a blond and a mosquito?A: A mosquito stops sucking...
Sheakespeare
Blonde #1: Have you ever read Shakespeare?”Blonde #2: No, who wrote it?”
In A Freezer
Q: What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?A: Frosted Flakes.