Kidnappers caught him
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
What do you call a blonde lesbian?
What do you call a blonde lesbian? A waste.
At the public pool
|The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the...
The Big Pencil
Question: What’s the biggest pencil in the World?Answer: Pennsylvania!
Quotes About Women
Women truly are better than men. Otherwise, they’d be intolerable. – Ed AbbeyIn everything...
headmasters and bullfrogs
|What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common?Both have big heads that consist mostly...
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?Never mind...
Can\’t Hear
Doctor: What seems to be the trouble? Patient: Doctor, I keep getting the feeling...
St. Peter meets Mother Theresa at the Gates Of Heaven…
St. Peter meets Mother Theresa at the Gates Of Heaven and says, “You were...
Camel Died
Camel Died A nun and a priest are riding a camel through the dessert....