Ten years on a deserted island
|A man is stranded on a desert island, all alone for ten years. One...
I can’t feel my legs!
A man wakes up in a hospital bed after a terrible accident and cries...
After a long pubcrawl…
After a long pubcrawl those two guys discuss wether the moon is red orgreen....
The Life Of The Party
The couple were leaving the cocktail party, where the husband, slightly flushed, had been...
A man took his Rottweiler to the vet…
A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said “My dog’s cross-eyed, is...
Blonde quickies 221-230
221. What do you get when you cross a blonde and a gorilla? Who...
A gent spots a nice looking gal in a bar…
A gent spots a nice looking gal in a bar goes upand starts small...
An abstract joke
Two bananas are lying on a river bank when a turd comes floating by....
A play on Computer Lingo.
1. Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.2. COFFEE.EXE Missing – Insert Cup and Press Any...
Now That You Mention It
“I’d like to buy some gloves for my wife,” the young man said, eyeing...